Perfectly Disturbed T-Shirt for Men and Women

Description

Are you weird? Disturbing even? Weirdly disturbing? How about Perfectly Disturbed, since that’s what the shirt says. If that’s you then great, look no further – this is the shirt you came here to find! If it’s not you, what about someone you know who might fit the bill? There’s got to be someone. Just think about it for 10 seconds. No? Keep thinking. It would really help me out.

So this is a ‘unisex’ shirt. Meaning it should fit both men and women quite well. But if you’re a woman and just aren’t sure if you should buy a unisex shirt, I hear you. Two things I’d say. One, it’s actually a fairly nice, flattering, kind of slim fitting shirt – not skin tight or anything but not boxy at all. So if the measurements in the size chart seem like they’d fit, I think you’d be plenty happy.

But if you’re still not convinced, reach out and let me know if you’d like a women’s shirt specifically and I can put it together for you. Might be a bit more expensive, which I don’t get – you’d think there might be less fabric, and even if the stitching required more labour, you’d also think that the reduction in fabric would about even it out. It’s not like they’re stitched together by hand or anything. I actually don’t know. I’m assuming these days fabric goes in one end of a machine and comes out a shirt on the other. Like a bread maker or something. It just all happens magically inside the enclosed space of the machine, and out pops a shirt. All that to say that I don’t know why the blank women’s shirts cost more but they do, and shake my fist at that reality though I might, it doesn’t change anything. So yeah, I’m happy to make one in a women’s shirt, it just might be a few bucks more.

This shirt is made of 100% ring-spun cotton and is ever so soft and comfy! The double stitching on the neckline and sleeves add more durability, great if you’re prone to angrily pulling off your shirt. Or just a spaz who habitually gets lost in the fabric while taking off a shirt, leading to an acute sense of panic that results in stretched necklines in many of your shirts. Does that sound like you? Then we got you covered bro.

Now here’s some interesting facts!

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center – oooooh!