Come for the Shirts

Are you weird? Disturbing even? Weirdly disturbing? How about Perfectly Disturbed, since that’s what the shirt says.

Wow. What a statement, huh? But if anything is true, that’s got to be.

Show your appreciation for the awesome power of procrastination with our funny procrastination shirt!

Maybe the universe isn’t trying to teach you a lesson.

Maybe the universe isn’t trying to teach you a lesson.

Who needs to argue when your mug says it all!

This mug could actually make interactions with people when you’ve got PMS fun!

Everything Sir Dave says just has this majestic oomph about it, doesn’t it?

Whether you’re a long-time smoker or a budding enthusiast (heh), show the world your love o’ the ganj with this wicked long sleeve shirt.

Whether you’re a long-time smoker or a budding enthusiast (heh), show the world your love o’ the ganj with this wicked shirt.

So you’re a cunt. Even after coffee. Own it girl!

How secure is your marriage? Care to make it interesting?

Look at him. Just standing there. Ugh.

Isn’t it though? Our popular Shit’s Fucked design, now on a tank top!

Is there anything Sir David says that doesn’t sound full of majesty and grace?

Isn’t it though?