I’ve got PMS, so please Fuck Off – White text – Short-Sleeve T-Shirt

$16.00

When the world insists on intruding on your safe space, give those you may encounter fair warning.

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Description

Sometimes the world just fucking insists on intruding when all you want to do is hide under the covers and cry – or even just sit, teary eyed. So for those times where you are forced to venture out into the world, let those you encounter know just how you’re feeling with this colorful take on those pesky monthly mood swings.

This shirt acts as a protective bubble of sorts, sparing you from myriad emotionally fraught encounters. And the shirt is sure to be appreciated by friends, family, and co-workers as well, who, forewarned by the prudent messaging on this thoughtful shirt, choose not to engage with you at that time. Everybody comes out a winner!

This comfy shirt is made of a heavier cotton that’s as soft and welcoming as an opium den of emotional safety. And the double stitching on the neckline and sleeves add extra durability against being angrily pulled off when you get home so you can just get your fucking pyjamas on and go back to bed.

Be forewarned: some may read the shirt and ask ‘really?’ A silent nod from you and they’ll be on their way.

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/y² (153 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center

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Color

Black, Dark Heather, Navy, Sport Grey

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Size Chart

Size guide
S M L XL 2XL
Length (inches) 28 29 ¼ 30 ¼ 31 ¼ 32 ½
Width (inches) 18 20 22 24 26
S M L XL 2XL
Length (cm) 71 74 77 79 83
Width (cm) 46 51 56 61 66