Description
You’re at work. You’ve got PMS. Bad. You want the entire world to go fuck itself. Every last motherfucking dipshit on the planet. But still people come and talk to you? Can’t they see the emotional instability oozing out of every pore on your body? The hatred? Are they fucking blind? And why are they bothering you with this stupid shit anyway?!?!
Well with this mug, no longer do you need to try to act calm as you tell them to please come back later, or plot how painful their death will be. Nope. Just put this mug to your lips with the text facing them while they’re wasting your time with their inane bullshit and watch their face. Watch the confusion as you put it down in front of them, slowly, deliberately. And watch them squirm their way away from you, leaving you in peace. Works every time.
Or if they’re really thick then all you need to do is ask ‘can you read?’ And if they reply ‘what?’, confused, you just say again: ‘Can you. Fucking. Read.’ as you give the mug a flick. They’ll get it.
Can you imagine the satisfaction from that encounter? This mug could actually make interactions with other people when you’ve got PMS enjoyable! All that from a mug!? Yes. All that. From a mug.
So whether you’re drinking your morning coffee, evening tea, or something in between – this mug’s for you! It’s sturdy and glossy with a vivid print that’ll withstand the microwave, dishwasher, and the abject stupidity of everyone coming to waste your time.
• Ceramic
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
• White and glossy
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