Funny David Attenborough Shirt | A Penis Has Emerged

$16.00

Everything Sir Dave says just has this majestic oomph about it, doesn’t it?

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We – the royal We, which includes you. And also because Sir Dave is from the UK…the Royal Family…royal…anyway…we just can’t get enough of Sir David Attenborough! Everything he says just has this majestic oomph about it, doesn’t it? A full blown majestic oomph with each and every utterance.

So we’ve added another one of Sir David’s memorable lines to a shirt. The man just paints with words – I mean, just try to unsee what comes to mind when reading this shirt. That’s just the effect the man has. No wonder they knighted him.

Along with our other David Attenborough shirt, this will become a bedrock staple of your wardrobe. It’s made of a robust, soft, and comfy cotton. And the double stitching on the neckline and sleeves add more durability – not that’s it’s needed: you won’t find many of us Attenborough fans angrily pulling off our shirts, will you! Even after the worst of days, we fold and place, fold and place. That’s the Attenborough way. That’s not official, btw, I’m just assuming. But with that whole British Stiff Upper Lip thing I’m sure even those shaking with rage still fold their clothes and place them gently.

OK, perhaps the shirt would be pulled off hastily were one to have the opportunity to skinny-dip with natives in Bora Bora at a secret lagoon. Sort of like, “He’s asking if you want to swim in the secret pool of Mrawami?” (said to you through a translator), to which any adventure seeker, which Sir Dave most certainly is, would reply “fuck yeah dude!” and hastily pull off their shirt, which in our example is the shirt you’re looking at. In such a case, rest assured that the double stitching on the neckline and sleeves would hold up to even the most fervent enthusiasm.

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/y² (153 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center

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Black, Dark Heather, Navy, Sport Grey, White

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