Funny & Cynical New Age Universe Fate T-Shirt

$16.00

Maybe the universe isn’t trying to teach you a lesson.

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Don’t you hate it when things just don’t go your way? We all do, right? At times like that it can be comforting to look on the bright side and tell ourselves that the universe is just trying to teach us a valuable life lesson. It’s just not meant to ‘be’ at that time, and the universe will signal us as to when to act. How reassuring!

But you know what? Maybe the universe doesn’t give a shit about you. Or anyone else. Or any thing. It just exists. So rather than some benevolent force wisely guiding you toward your dreams, or ‘what you need at this time,’ maybe it’s just you and your stupid little problems.

Of course, you’re too smart to fall for that new age nonsense. Obviously! But other people aren’t, because as we all know, most people are idiots. So why not give them a not so gentle nudge that maybe they should just buck the fuck up and take it on the chin. It’s the least you could do.

This shirt is made of a thicker, heavier cotton that’s soft and comfy. And there’s double stitching on the neckline and sleeves to add more durability too, in case you’re the kind of spaz that puts on your clothes like a 3 year old.

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/y² (153 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center

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Black, Dark Heather, Navy, Sport Grey, White

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